My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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