Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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