i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You made out with two different species that night
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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