In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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