I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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