I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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