Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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