Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
