me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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