I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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