im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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