One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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