this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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