We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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