My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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