So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
