then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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