Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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