Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
