D3 body, D1 cock
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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