I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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