DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
birth control should be required to get into college
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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