I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
When did angry sex become our thing?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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