thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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