everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
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You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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