Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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