so let's talk penis.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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