Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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