The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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