you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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