I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Randomize
