OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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