i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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