Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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