I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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