So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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