remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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