Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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