I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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