I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Sext me about skeletons
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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