I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
accomplished twins. life is a go
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Randomize
