how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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