There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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