question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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