Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I intend to get homeless drunk
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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