Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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