i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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