PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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