no. you can't hotbox the world.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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