HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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