I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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