Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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