I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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