Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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