she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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