i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
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