at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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