she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Four minutes until I can fart!
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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