I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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