dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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